YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE!!!

Baiklah....apakah itu "satu-satunya??"

kita mulakan dengan ikan paus...

yakni satu2nya ikan yang melahirkan anak

satu2nya mamalia yang tokleh melompat.......elephunk!!

the only mammals that lay eggs...........platypus!!

the only metal that can be cutted with knife........Group 1 metal......
( sodium, lithium, bla bla bla)

the only metal which is liquid in room temperature..........mercury

the only non-metal that conduct electric current.............carbon ( or graphite)

the only substance that exist in all 3 forms of matter...........water

the only planet that rotates upside down.........Uranus

the only planet that holds life...............Earth

the only alphabet which is very loooooong.............Q!!!!

and last but not least........satu2nya blogger yang takde keje sbb tokleh tdo memalam...........Ferral Nic!!! huhuk...meroyan

THIS WILL TAKE MANY YEARS DUDE!!

Sometimes in life we are being too focus upon something which is not very important, and we keep forgetting those that are more sweet and yet, more adorable

life is not all about judging people and being jugded, it's about the decision that you make, in which it may turn out to be good....or evil

things that you might had made last time, years ago, may had brought you here......and so does with those you are doing now...it might get you a better future,or vice versa

talking about future......unless if you are a fortune teller,or a tarot card reader....u might have know what you are facing...and what's the consequences....

but nehh!! you are not.......so am i...

so what we gonna do now is to plan ourselves.......

"sit alone and think....what are the things that you have done and the things that you wish to do......and try to do what you have wished as many as possible...so that when you die, you die happily", -Ooi Ming Lai ( 2010)

a lecture with Dr Lai last Tuesday really made me think..rethink....and re-rethink...

life is beautiful, and yet it aint easy

For the past a decade, i had been too "flow-oriented"....

i just let things flow by ithemselves.....and i flowed with them..

i didnt explore myself that much......i didnt explore the nature,the universe,the cycle..and everything, perhaps

until like a year ago then only i get to know life better....

itu pon after all the hard and "unwilling-things-that-i-wish-i-could-escape" had happen to me....

they say " experience is the best teacher".....and those who never fail, they have chosen the wrong path

i failed quite a lot.....and yet im sill breathing...( as if!!)

i used to be like " loneliness up ahead,emptyness behind....where do i go"

try reading motivational books like "Chicken Soup For the Soul".......i used to read it and people ask " eh basit ko nak belajar masak sup ayam ke?"

yeah it looks like a recipe book thou....but dont judge the book by its cover ya!!! :)

yes we are student.....im a student too.....everybody is a student in fact.....because we are learning

it's not like " ok im a science student....i should only read those books about science......aboout DNA....owh i wanna read books about cloning after this...the others are not important"

to me, the more field you are involving, the better.....coz it makes u unique

try reading something else...or watching something else.......

i dunno why some people feel weird when i told them i like watching "Discovery Channel", "National Geographic", and "History channel"......those channels are interesting u know....

or try watching " Travel & Living"....( i love Chef at Home instead)......

and of kos i do like those Channel V, MTV and E!........cos my Gaga's there.....(joke2!!)

and honestly i hate those "shallow minded" creatures that are incapable of getting into life to the max and yet, they keep judging people biasly according to their understanding....u got what i mean??

try exploring things la all of you!! and you will find yourselves.....

u think men cannot do women works?? women cannot do men works??

u think men cannot cook?
men cannot dance?
men can't go to spa?

women cannot play futsal?
women cannot ba a mechanic?

it's about "EXPLORATION"......the more u had, the glamorous u are ( uhu)


just like making nasik goreng......those people will only had their nasik goreng with nasik,perencah and minyak

but people who explore life better,they will had their garlic,onion,ikan bilis and salt stir together with a bit oil...together with nasik, fishballs,prawns, sotong, sawi and of kos...Cukup Rasa from Maggi.....barula sedap and puas hati...so that when u eat, u eat happily...
( this is just a metaphor ok)

serioulsy i like to cook......and it's been a long time i havent cook.....sbb duit tak masuk lagi.... so takde nafsu nak beli barang mentah lorrr....so malang lorrrrr

ayoooooo im having a verbal diarrhoe a.k.a typing diarrhoe

straight to the point......i just want to list all the things that i have done in my life as well as things i wish i could do

THINGS I HAVE DONE

1) married twice!! ( tetiber)

hahak......last time my parents' kementerian were having a family day i guess ( i was in kindergarten)....and opening show was "perkahwinan tradisional kaum" something like that la......and i used to marry twice...one was malay tradition...another one was indian tradition....but both not happened at the same time la of kos....hmmmm manela bekas2 isteri aku tu yer....

2) being a saviour towards OKU chicken..

i found one baby chicken in a drain....and her leg was broken....but she didnt cip cip cip......so i took and bela her sampai besar.....her name was Penguin....by the way she walks....

3) i made my parents proud for the very first time :)

when i was in standard 1.....i was so scared to go to school......but yet, i managed to get number one during exam.....beating the other 30 students.....and that was the last time i got number one in class......sampai la aku form 5 aku tak penah dah dapat nombor satu lagi in exam....choii

4) being in an aeroplane!!

i was as early as standard 2 when i first went to Mecca for my Umrah.....that was my first time in aeroplane.....and kat sana first time aku naik unta

5) ending my primary school with joy

i got straight A's for my UPSR and that was my first time i feel like " did i study??"

6) hostel life

being in hostel during secondary school was scary.......and gloomy

7) Accident

yes.....aku digesel lori...tergolek tgh2 jalan....syukur takde steamroller datang lenyek aku dari depan...motor hancur, badan apatah lagi

8) PLKN

finishing my kerahan tenaga was really sucks by the way

9) matriks??

a year in matriculation was so fucking hell.......im stressing here, it's Johore Matriculation College

10) masuk U!!

macam2 berlaku kat UPM ni.......first time aku dance, first time aku "dance", first time aku "play".....first time aku smoke....first time i had something really different and it was great....

cukupla sepuluh.......tak best pon apa yang berlaku dalam idop aku sebelom ni......

now the best part...

THINGS I WISH I COULD DO.....

1) i wish i could go to overseas.....preferably yang got 4 seasons one......huhu....i really2 wanna touch real snow.....snow yang jatuh dari langit....kalo yang kat Genting tu takmu...( demand gler)

2) going to Europe or New York ( looks the same with the first point just now)

3) being on a hot air ballon!!

4) scuba diving

5) sitting on the peak of mountain....seing sunset

6) appear on tv.....macam maner??aku pon nda tau bha......huhu.....i used to dream of being a newsreader....hoho.....tapi tu dulu....

7) write a novel......

8) finish my Phd......( will be considered later)

9) be a lecturer??

10) owning a garden......not a typical garden la.....

11) riding a horse

12) skiing

13) nak bukak kafe.....a Bistro maybe

14) attending Gucci fashion show ( matila.. main cakap jer)

15) wearing Gucci from head to toe......cap,shades, furjacket,gloves,belt,bag,jeans,shoes........gila ahh....but insyaAllah aku kumpul duit kelak....kalo bab2 ni aku gigih sket

16) be on a cruise across the ocean!! and make love on the cruise...ahhh so sweet....( hak tuih)

17) underwater photoshoot

18) meet my Gaga live ( yang ni silap2 sampai mati pon takkan dapat)

19) teringin nak jadik Tukang Masak Istana......tak abis2 kan aku!!! siyes....i wanna serve for the King....plizzzzz

20) ok yang ni proper sket....kalo ada masa one day teringin nak attend a culinary art class....dah expert nanti leh bukak bistro katanya...

21) hugging a doe!! so cute!!!

22) eating caviar...the real one

23) being stalked by paparazzi!! ( actually skunk ni pon ada jer.....tapi paparazzi versi puaka la of kos)

24) be on a bullet train in Japan ( thanks Jeya!!)

25) give both my parents a five star treatment....( really wish this).......and then my frenz....

26) saya takut jarum.....but one day i will inject something on my face.....i will

27) can i meet Marc Jacobs??........im begging u......... :p

28) i dont mind donating my organ to somebody else.....so i will

29) creating my own song dengan lirik siap2......mcm maner ler bunyiknyer nanti.....tajuknya Rara Ulala......cam ciplak jer?? :)

30) last but not least ( ada lagi..tapi cukup la 30 je)........i am going to be a perfect gold digger.....yes i will.....so be careful!!!




tu dia.......sampai 30 sekaligus kan.....very the tamak k.......but it's ok what...just a list kan....kalo dah dapat buat just tick la......i will copy the list in the form of a hard copy and keep it......hope it's being ticked from time to time....but of kos it gonna take years right?.....fun what.....u pon buat la.....hahak

SESI ENVIRONMENTAL FRIENDLY WITH FER

AJL semalam Aizat dapat johan.....apa pendapat ko??

jika puas hati sila jerit kuat2...paling kuat di dunia

jika tidak, taip "CHOI" dan hantar ke Talian Nur sudah.......

"apa-apa pon.....kita kene kekal ceria" -Kepompong, Festival Teater Interkolej 2009-

neh!!! merapik!!

neway, last week aku baru pas setel handle audition tok carik pelakon2 tok dihumban berlakon teater kelak....ada la beberapa umat Muhammad berupa adam dan hawa kaedahnya yang datang aritu....

now cuma tinggal nak pilih skrip je.....hopefully everything's gonna be well and beautiful hendaknya...

okehh!!! petang tadi aku ingat nak dok bilik je actually......nak siapkan assignment and study ala2....

rumet aku like so sudden " eh ko nak g sungai congkak tak??"

and i was like " takpelah....tak kot" ( very the palsu kan)

tapi last2 ........

" eh jom la.....malasla aku nak wat assignment nih"

hahak.......boley??

sebab bukan apa......kalo aku tak ikot nanti takde citer nak tulih kat www.ferralnic.blogspot.com ( alasan agak munasabah ye di situ)

kitorunk berlima overall.....

jauh gak sungai nih.......naik mabuk aku dalam Viva....jauh giler....mcm 16 jam jer kan jauh dia....kenapa la tak naik flight jer.....padahal nak g sungai cuci kain je kan....

owhhh.....lama sungguh since the last time aku mandi sungai......last masa sem 3 dulu.....skunk aku dah sem 6....so dah 3 sem aku tak mandi.....hebat tak??

on the way, awan mendung berkepul2 di langit....ayooo risaunyer.....so aku pon swoh dorunk baca doa tolak awan.....alhamdulillah menjadik.....langit kembali cerah....( kannn!!!!)

waaaaaaaa....seperti kera mendapat bunga, atau mencurah air ke daun keladi, atau bagai ayam berak kapur....ahhh atau apa2 jela......yang penting aku begitu teruja dapat selam dalam air...bukan sebab airnya yang sejuk.....tapi sebab kali ni aku TIDAK lupa membawa DSLR wannabe aku!!

hahahak!!! woit!! tak paham ker??? lampi siak.........FOTOSYUT lerrr apa lagik!!!!!

sejam yang pertama kat stu memang penuh ngan kelipan flash jela kan.....

selamat datang ke sungai "jangan pandang blakang congkak".......over tak??

weeee dorunk dah masuk air......and aku still capture photo dan segan nak masuk air....

tapi at last masuk jugak......harusla kan jadik badak berendam.....

tapi actually kan....aku agak segan silu sket la......sbb aku tak bawak sluar pendek tok mandi......ada boxer je kat dalam....pendek gler lak tu......so i decided to just berendam jela......

tapi melihat akan gelagat bebudak ni mandi tak ingat alam semesta......aku jadik terliur....i mean.....mana pernah aku pergi memaner tanpa sebarang posing dan photosyut kan.....hahak alasan

jadik............dengan bengongnyer aku naik ke permukaan!!!! yeahhhh!!! persetankan segala segan silu itu bha!!!!!

bukannyer ramai org pon kan.......lantak la....

hikhik*

feeling2 kucing hutan......mmmm mcm katak kuang la.....

nehhh!! this one ala2 ANTM tak jadik......mana ntah ombak..

dapatla sket shoot "tidal wave"......tapi muka aku tak nampak!!!

attack the photographer!!!! and then pastu kamera aku basah ka......bengong!!

eheh...kan da...aku naik syeikh....

ske tgk bubbles around me.......cam pakai bubble dress je feeling dia time ni...

no komen.....

ngehehehehehe.........iklan "RENOMA' jap.....boley tak?? still larat kan??

and this perspective was taken by me.....buat desktop background lawa nih....

tetiber...*

ok ok.....i promise kat dorunk this is the last pose...pasni main air puas2.....tak abis2 nak menangkap gambo kan......motip sangat k!!

teka 5 minit pastu sapa datang......

klu dia......"kling kling kling"

pokcik askrim la........huhu

epul cekcepat amik wallet and tahan pakcik tuh......so memasing dapat sorang satu....tapi masuk buku 555 la ye.....

mmmmm lazat bukan?? and then sumer senyap .....sbb makan askrim perlukan konsentrasi yang tinggi u!!!

yang makan tepi sungai....

yang makan atas batu...

dan yang makan secara 3some.........sumer senyap tak bersuara.....nikmat sangat ke?? agakla......

they say pasir sungai buatkan kulit jadik halus.....eh betolla.....kulit aku terkupas2 lepas scrub......memang halus kan kaedahnyer.....duh!!!

macam kat United States kan.......( berangan)

ok sebelum balik aku nak satu lagi pose......nah!!!

uhu.....setelah badan segar dan pale naik noya......jom balik....it's getting dark dude!!! esok korunk keje....aku takde kelas takpe...uhuhuh....

p/s: jpa bila nak masuk......aku dah tak larat...nak mintak duit kat mak ayah pon segan dowh!!!

HAPPY NOYA!!

alamak duit habis.........
aku mesej mommy tok raih simpati....
and then bila duit da masok, aku cakap la "yeaaaa boley g makan"

pastu mak aku reply

"apa ni...nak makan pon takde duit ker.....kesian"

hahahak aku pnyer tergelak dalam ati sampai pecah ulu hati dibuatnyer....

tapi knapa duit boley abis?? chewah mcm drama bersiri plak kan........

neway, happy new yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

year end sale dah abis semalam...sedey tak??

akak tu kata bulan 3 ada sale lagi.....bulan 3 duit jpa aku da abis la kak oii....

even skunk ni jpa tak masuk lagi pon aku dah berhutang piutang ngan my frens....kejap.... yang tu aku citer sat lagi

aku nak amik quote dari fb aku....

"Pat hari aku bercuti di seksyen 7....boley seksyen 7??? and 3 hari pakaianku di-sponsor disana....AlexanderMcQueen lagi...( larat??)...ptg nih balik Serdang semula......duh!! it was fun thou......neway...esok aku takde kelas.....hikhik...( tetiber)..so boleyla update blog kan......( status terpanjang ever)"

yes 4 hari sempena nuyer.......celebration tahun ni sangat lain bagi aku.....it was damn sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet by the way

sweet like sweat........adakah???

thursday last week akak aku belanja naik erl dari putrajaya ke melaka sentral....jauh kan sampai ke melaka........buntut hang...kl sentral je la...

RM 9.50......mahal dok??? tapi 15 minit je....berangan2 dalam 5 minit...taip2 mesej pon another 5 minit.....lagi 5 minit tu ingat nak tdo jap...skali "eh dah sampai!!"

jumpa member kat stu and teros head ke S.alam

ramainyer umat......dalam komuter aku boley feeling2 dalam tin sardin

duh!! new year's eve kan...........

apa2 pon.......bersiap dulu kat seksyen 7 nun.....

seawal 8 mlam dah btolak reramai ke BB.....

makan2 ...lepak2... pavi2 apa sumer.......then it's time to noya!!!!!

countdown kat situ.......meriah gler......

besides, it was a double celebration in fact........

buffday my fren and nuyer celebration.....2 in 1 at the same place

malam tu memasing tak ingat dunia.....2 in 1 katanya

baju putih adalah mangsa ...

memasing muka tak bley blah.....tunggu la kejap lagi...

happy buffday!!!!!! hahahak kan da.....


and this is interaksi between pemangsa and mangsa...

best gak main snow nih...ingatkan krim buat kek tuh......

neh!! aku dah tak larat.....pebenda kat dada aku tuh??







sekali besok nah amik ko!!!

2 in 1 disaster!!!!........

petang tuh ikot Syaer amik kawan dia kat LCCT....baru balik oversea...on the way g sana tayar pecah...

kelentang kelentung........dapat tukar tayar dan dengan bangganya kitorunk act like as if nothing happen....

lepas amik kawan dia, prang!!!! drive shaft patah!! kete tros tokleh gerak...........padan muka memasing hahahahakkkk.....termasukla aku kan....

ko tau........memasing jadik tak betol@ ting tong sbb dari kol 7.30 malam kitorunk stranded tepi highway sampai 12 tgh malam!!!

kitorunk menunggu syaer's bro datang bawak tow truck.......5 jam ok tunggu!!! boley ko bayang????

kitorunk borak2......main teka teki.....tido2......

tu dia.........anak kancil tepi sawit


pastu memasing wat muka sedey kete kene tow...

and naseb baik la takde sesaper yang nak terkencing ke terberak ke.....kalo tak mampos...

dah la hi-way tu tepi kelapa sawit.......bawak nyer tetiber keluar babi hutan dah kes naya....neway, babi hutan duduk dlm kelapa sawit??

so in conclusion......2 in 1 joy + 2 in 1 disaster = balance.........macam yang aku post kat status aku tuh...huhu

besonyer plak........"DUIT PT DA MASOKKKKKKKK!!!!!!", dorunk jerit

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bestnyer.........aku jpa tak masuk lagi......so takde apa yang nak dijeritkan

sabtu tuh kitorunk tak lain tak bukan, pergi pavi........bestnyer tgk dorunk shopping year end......

tapi dengan muka sedih yang aku expert buat, berjaya jugak membuatkan dorunk tok berkata
" eh takpela pinjamla duit kitorunk dulu"

yippiiiiiiiiiie!!!! so inilah dia!!

lawa tak??? aku aim kasut hijau kat Zara ni sejak sem lepas lagi......hehe.....

so tak pasal2 aku berutang seratus setengah kan.........duh!!

yang penting..............Syaer belanja aku Starbucks...uhuiiii!!

takpe2...nanti jpa masuk aku belanja plak....

syaer pehal muka ko cam penat??

neh......that was a great beginning for my 2010

skunk nih dorunk kt the curve tgh buat rambut......cilakak aku takpat ikot....aku kat upm.....sob3...

until then.......see you in 2 weeks time!! or 3......or 4...on the floor.....

Apakah resolusi anda?

malam tadi ada meeting pengurusan kolej...
tapi baju korporat aku hilang......boley??
mane ntah aku campak.....last aku nampak tyme balik dari Langkawi aritu......i guess tertinggal kat umah la kowt
bengong la aku nih........menda2 cmtu pun boley hilang.....
puas carik dalam loker tak jumpa2......last2 aku duduk terjelepok atas kursi dan mulakan sesi menaip

neway, new year is just around de corner...

weeeee....weeeee....weeeeee

so does my resolution.....
honestly, bukan stakat tetiap tahun, even tetiap sem pon aku ada resolution tersendiri ( giteww ayat).....
tapi tak penah buat........sbb aku tak larat......wakakakaka

oleh itu untuk entry kali ini.....terimalah...

"RESOLUSI 2010 by fERRAL NIc"

SATU) Memandangkan ni sem terakhir aku ( sob3.....yes3!!) aku naik saksi bahawa aku nak naikkan sket la at least.....pointer aku...uhu....yes!! but how?? i dunno.....uhu

DUA) Ada gak la aku survey2 org lain pnyer resolution...and mostly dorunk kata nak kurangkan tgk wayang la....kurangkan shopping la....clubbin la...karoke la....tapi bagi aku, aku tokleh nak kurangkan sumer tu....it's just a way how im gonna live my life....so cukuplah sekadar kurangkan gula dalam makanan, lebihkan manis dalam senyuman....boley tetibe???

TIGA) Since spending money is my bad hobby.....so i have to start thinkin bout starting a biznez.....hamboi!! biznes konon.....uhuk.....yup....aku nak meniaga sesuatu......tgh nak try usha Trah marketkan produk kat KTDI..ahaks!! boley tak??? untung kita tontong arr...

AMPAT) We are what we eat.....duh!!! dari dulu sampai skunk aku try nak kurangkan makan.....tengok la mcm maner this year.......XOXO

LIMO) jANGAN potong rambut depan!!! biarkan dia panjang.....ahaks!! ni pon termasuk dalam resolusi ke?? sbb dulu aku penah bela panjang rambut depan aku nih.....tgk2 tangan aku gatal g potong.....so i have to wait for another 1 year for it to grow back :(

ANAM) Sila jangan menangguh2 pekerjaan......aku selalu mcm tu.......esok kene hantar, malam ni baru nk stat tanya kawan "eh ko da siap?? pinjam softcopy..."

TUJUH) Be a little systematic.....aku ni jenis yang kalo dapat kertas, lama2 mesti hilang....ayoo....ni pon ntah mane la aku taruk slip exam aku sem2 lpas, slip result...ayooo......payah nyer nak jaga barang sendri

LAPANG) Get a car!!!

SEMBILANG) Rent a house, be independent

SEPULUH) Idea ni datang dari Dr Lai....." I dont want to stop eating genetically modified food this year"

by the way, pejam celik pejam celik......tiada ku sangka setahun telah berlalu....new year celebration tahun lepas aku celebrate with my buddy and kengkawan dia....time tu ktorunk tawaf around KL cuci2 mata tgk bebunga api mencurah2 di langit.....and tahun ni it will be the same too!! cuma ada sikit tentatif lain yang bakal dilaksanakan this coming 1st January nyte..

and kalau di-rate-kan tahun lepas......takde apa yang menarik pon berlaku.....sbb tahun lepas agak gloomy bagi aku....


awal2 tahun, krisis sket ngan dia

upon pertengahan tahun, clash...........i took several weeks to recover

pastu aku kene g pektikal.........malasnyer..orang lain cuti sem...( but it was fun though)

naik sem, aku kene setelkan banyak menda, since i have to sit a position in my college yang betol2 memeningkan pale otak aku

pastu betina2 kosmet aku plak wat taik kat aku....aku tak penah carik pasal ngan dorunk, dorunk plak yang berak tak cebok......sekor2 kepala hotak memang tak open minded.....sesaper yang penah follow friendster blog aku maybe paham kot....

towards the end of the year, result aku drop......tapi aku tak kesah, sbb ia bersesuaian dengan usaha aku....kira puas ati jela....sbb subjek sumer cam ngokngek kan.....


from 1 to 10, i gave my 2009 lebih kuang 4 cmtuh....

so skunk aku nak mulakan 2010 aku ngan sumthing brighter......meaningful....sumthing sweet,seronok dan boley dibuat main....nak tiga2 skali??? jawapannyer kinder bueno yang dalam dia ada permainan tu....dulu ada org tuh penah beli, dalam dia ada permainan siap ngan instruction lagi..."baling alat permainan ke dinding dan ia akan melantun"......ko larat??

and now tahun baru ada lebey kuang 3-4 hari lagi.......before 2009 melabuhkan jubo, ada several things that got better in my life



i got frenz....new frenz....and more frenzies

got to live in my own way.....i found more fun nowadays and guess what?? blondes have more fun u know!!!

in terms of relationship pon da makin baik sket.....mcm laut...dulu berombak2....skunk laut da tenang.....so tunggu nak berlabuh jer....wish for a better future for this open relationship k!

in terms of financial pon da ok a bit..........dulu wallet hanya pada nama...skunk ianya berisik...uhu...and aku pon da pandai berjimat bila tiba tang makan....but tang shopping clothes sorry la...i cant help it


cuma tu lah.....i just wish that this upcoming year would bring me prosperity burger.....coz im dying for the taste of its pepper sauce....dinch!!

hahak!! stop mentioning bout food here.....esok aku ada kelas Bioteknologi Makanan kol 9...
( tetiber......)

oleh itu, tidurlah intan.......dah pukul 2 pagi nih.......sila tidur k!!

seeya!!