wah blog dah mula ber-update...!!!

Trivia :

1) 32,672 tahun dah aku tak update blog

2) 2361 assignments dan presentation aku kene siapkan sepanjang aku tak update blog

3) 556,876 kilojoule kalori terbazir dalam aku kehulu hilir menyiapkan kerja2 duniawi tersebut

4) 3 weeks to go before i graduate!!!

5) Tapi graduation day lama lagi la......bulan 7...means ada la dalam 120 hari lagi

5 trivia for today.......cukuplah tu.......lagipon merapik je sumer2 tu.....ala2 lagha gituw....

setelah penat bersihkan sawang kat ferralnic.blogspot.com nih, aku berehat kejap sambil minum teh dan biskut tiger yang ada gula tuh....

sesambil tuh dengar lagu......

dan sesambil tuh jugak aku berangan2 kan.......

well well well.........diam tak diam, dah 4 bulan aku stand alone...since the beginning of 2010

new year, new life......tahun rimau nih dah tanak pening2 kapla dah...biarlah dia pergi dibawa angin....~ ~ ~ ( effect bunyik angin).....

bak kata my sis, " for every heartbreak, there's hope for something new"

cuma bezanya, aku tak berapa nak heartbreak sangat.....coz this is my decision to do that...sbb aku dah tak larat dah....in fact, im running away.....coz i got to go

and dalam 4 bulan tuh, wooooooo..... so many good things happened ma.......

i just can't believe that being a single is like eating a piece of banana pie.....it's crispy outside, but sweet and merembes inside...

hoho...im just a kid....im 21, currently with 62 kg of body mass......( tetiber )

apa2 pon......i have my own life, dan dia pon ada life sendiri kan........

neway, last saturday aku menyertai festival zapin interkolej for the last time as a dancer....hopefully

being the first group to perform really made my bulu stands at its end.....feel like i got so many butterflies in my stomach

time ni 5 minit sebelom perform.....siyes aku cakap......perot aku kecot.....kaki aku menggeletar

belakang pentas yg mengerikan......dah tarik nafas pepanjang pown cuak gak.....

tapi bergambo nyer pasal.......tak kesahlah...

abis perform jer peloh jantan melimpah ruah keluar dari segala liang2 roma.....

and suddenly.....

aku ternampak kelibat dia among the crowds.....

i tried my best to just walk without looking.....

and suddenly i feel so guilty........deep......

and i was like, "tergamak la pulak aku buat dia mcm ni"....

but i have no choice.......i got to follow my heart now.......

therefore, i'm billionly sorry my dear..........

i hope u gonna be ok......and im really sure of that.....coz im not irreplacable, am i?

"im sorry for running away like this, and im sorry i've already made my wish", Britney Spears, 2002 ( boley??)

ya udah......dah dah dah........takyah piki2....bukan penting pown.....yang penting kita happy

happy with my frens......happy wit myself...coz im free to do almost anything i loikkke!!!!

neway, i miss u guys!!! miss a lot

this weekend i takpat trun sana.......sbb nak taknak i kene join my group for zapin interkolej tuh....

and this is gonna be my last sacrifice before i melangkah keluar from kolej tuh....

i sacrifice tak pat jumpa u guys for like thousands of years ( exaggerate)......sacrifice takpat g Fac Nyte pon ye gak....

pastu the following days i have to attend meeting ape kejadah for the last tyme with college administration....

and......next week is my peralihan kuasa in which i dah dok tunggu lama dah....

sbb pasni i dah free dari segala macam serabut di kepala........

pastu baru la i bleh ulang alik serdang-s.alam ikot ske ati .......hahak3......

okies dear.....now dah kol 7 pagi kowt ( time i menaip ni la).......mamat2 PALAPES dah dok terpekik kat padang kawad nun.......awal kowt korunk training.....loh!! macam eden kat PLKN dulu kowt.......kol 6.45 daily.....wajib berkawad.....ko larat??

till then......seeya!!!

SETERUSNYA........

Secara sedihnya...aku nak umumkan yang aku dengan ini telah memusnahkan satu daripada seploh Resolusi 2010 aku......waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......

aku dah agak benda ni bakal berlaku.....namun apakan daya.....aku tiada daya

rambut depan aku yang 5 inci tuh dah dipotong!!!!

aku memang pantang nampak gunting.........sob3........aku sangat sedih akan kehilangannya :(

tinggal ni je.......hukhuk......so malang lorrr............

tapi bagus gak......dapat aku wat stail rambut pacak pasni...

neway....aku yang potong sendiri.....sbb tak tahan tgk rambot mengeribai2....

takpe....like Tyra said, "it will always grow back"

lagipon hair extension kan ada ma......no hal lah!! hakahak




neway, aritu aku dengan rela hatinya menawarkan khidmat seks....PRANGGGG kene petir!!!

no lah.......aku menawarkan khidmat memasak dinner tok kengkawan module aku a.k.a FOOD MODULE

gara2 tangan gatal2 sbb lama dah tak masak kowt......aku pon "eh malam ni aku nak masak bubur n spagheti....jemput la datang bilik"........( padahal bilik je kot......aku buat mcm rumah lak kan kaedahnyer)

tepat kol 9 acara bermula.........k la......jemput makan!!!

wajah chef yang berbahagia

serta jalur2 bebenang halus yang boley dimakan.....

dan juga para2 tetamu sekalian......

after this giliran dorunk tok masak NASIK AIR............yeaaaaaaaa!!!!!

amaran: jangan beli kat Kembangan Paradise ok!! anda kene freshly made.....hahak


kisah seterusnya......kete Syaer rosak lagi......Marcos dia sakit demam...merajuk takmu start.....huhui..

i waited sampai jam 3 pagi.......and after that kitorunk teros balik Melaka.......so from my kolej i have to menyelinap pondok pak guard yang gelap itu......mencicit2 keluar dari UPM menerusi celah2 padang kawad secara senyap2 dan rahsia lagi tuh....

waaaahhh best btol hi-way kol 3 pagi.......lengang!!!!

creepy pon ada gak.......

and then kitorunk tdo selama sejam kat Pedas-Linggi....

tgk2 alamak kol 6 dah!!

ktung ktang ktung ktang......sampai umah aku kol 7 cmtuh........beli McD bekfast apa sumer and balik umah....

ni jer sunrise view yang aku sempat snap........uhu


kisah seterusnya lagi.......

aritu dalam kelas aku noya2 sbb tak paham apekebenda la lecturer Bangla tu dok membebel kat depan

pastu ko tau......tetiber dia mentioned THE FAME!!

wahh aku pon teros hilang noya.......

sebab dalam pale otak aku teros terbayang menda nih.......

boley?? masuk exam ker??



well....actually FAME is Fatty Acid Methyl Ester........

aku tgh study fatty acid..............sumernyer pasal food....mmmmmmmm......


then what about " Medium Of Nitrogen Substance for Titration in EsteRification???"

well well well......it's MONSTER!!!!

sangat!!!!!!! huhuhuhuhuhuhu........

love u Gaga x100!!!! doakan i cemerlang dalam peperiksaan k!!!
( banyak la....)

RALAT

Attention bapak2 ibu2!!!!

there's a bit mistake here...

Due to a faulty, my status in facebook last day has gone terribly wrong

it says, " im going to New York in 2 weeks time"

well.......actually it supposed to sound this way,

" i'm going to New York Skin Solution in 2 weeks time"

WINK WINK!!!

sorry for the inconvenience........

( alasan.....)

hehehehehehe.......

haiyo jahatnyer aku menipu orang........mampos aku pasni.....matila matila.....

hahak.........i mean......aritu orang tuh call......ala aku dapat yang satu free treatment tu jer.....actually mmg lama dah aku nak g.....tapi takot nak masuk a.k.a takot mahal......

so dapat masuk satu kali pon ok jela.......3 jam kot dia kata........boley tido sambil amoi tuh tenyeh2 muka aku dengan chemical......kalo rabak siap ko amoi!!

kalau la betol2 aku dapat g Nuyok.......terberak aku jerit sekuat2 ati....huhu

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE!!!

Baiklah....apakah itu "satu-satunya??"

kita mulakan dengan ikan paus...

yakni satu2nya ikan yang melahirkan anak

satu2nya mamalia yang tokleh melompat.......elephunk!!

the only mammals that lay eggs...........platypus!!

the only metal that can be cutted with knife........Group 1 metal......
( sodium, lithium, bla bla bla)

the only metal which is liquid in room temperature..........mercury

the only non-metal that conduct electric current.............carbon ( or graphite)

the only substance that exist in all 3 forms of matter...........water

the only planet that rotates upside down.........Uranus

the only planet that holds life...............Earth

the only alphabet which is very loooooong.............Q!!!!

and last but not least........satu2nya blogger yang takde keje sbb tokleh tdo memalam...........Ferral Nic!!! huhuk...meroyan

THIS WILL TAKE MANY YEARS DUDE!!

Sometimes in life we are being too focus upon something which is not very important, and we keep forgetting those that are more sweet and yet, more adorable

life is not all about judging people and being jugded, it's about the decision that you make, in which it may turn out to be good....or evil

things that you might had made last time, years ago, may had brought you here......and so does with those you are doing now...it might get you a better future,or vice versa

talking about future......unless if you are a fortune teller,or a tarot card reader....u might have know what you are facing...and what's the consequences....

but nehh!! you are not.......so am i...

so what we gonna do now is to plan ourselves.......

"sit alone and think....what are the things that you have done and the things that you wish to do......and try to do what you have wished as many as possible...so that when you die, you die happily", -Ooi Ming Lai ( 2010)

a lecture with Dr Lai last Tuesday really made me think..rethink....and re-rethink...

life is beautiful, and yet it aint easy

For the past a decade, i had been too "flow-oriented"....

i just let things flow by ithemselves.....and i flowed with them..

i didnt explore myself that much......i didnt explore the nature,the universe,the cycle..and everything, perhaps

until like a year ago then only i get to know life better....

itu pon after all the hard and "unwilling-things-that-i-wish-i-could-escape" had happen to me....

they say " experience is the best teacher".....and those who never fail, they have chosen the wrong path

i failed quite a lot.....and yet im sill breathing...( as if!!)

i used to be like " loneliness up ahead,emptyness behind....where do i go"

try reading motivational books like "Chicken Soup For the Soul".......i used to read it and people ask " eh basit ko nak belajar masak sup ayam ke?"

yeah it looks like a recipe book thou....but dont judge the book by its cover ya!!! :)

yes we are student.....im a student too.....everybody is a student in fact.....because we are learning

it's not like " ok im a science student....i should only read those books about science......aboout DNA....owh i wanna read books about cloning after this...the others are not important"

to me, the more field you are involving, the better.....coz it makes u unique

try reading something else...or watching something else.......

i dunno why some people feel weird when i told them i like watching "Discovery Channel", "National Geographic", and "History channel"......those channels are interesting u know....

or try watching " Travel & Living"....( i love Chef at Home instead)......

and of kos i do like those Channel V, MTV and E!........cos my Gaga's there.....(joke2!!)

and honestly i hate those "shallow minded" creatures that are incapable of getting into life to the max and yet, they keep judging people biasly according to their understanding....u got what i mean??

try exploring things la all of you!! and you will find yourselves.....

u think men cannot do women works?? women cannot do men works??

u think men cannot cook?
men cannot dance?
men can't go to spa?

women cannot play futsal?
women cannot ba a mechanic?

it's about "EXPLORATION"......the more u had, the glamorous u are ( uhu)


just like making nasik goreng......those people will only had their nasik goreng with nasik,perencah and minyak

but people who explore life better,they will had their garlic,onion,ikan bilis and salt stir together with a bit oil...together with nasik, fishballs,prawns, sotong, sawi and of kos...Cukup Rasa from Maggi.....barula sedap and puas hati...so that when u eat, u eat happily...
( this is just a metaphor ok)

serioulsy i like to cook......and it's been a long time i havent cook.....sbb duit tak masuk lagi.... so takde nafsu nak beli barang mentah lorrr....so malang lorrrrr

ayoooooo im having a verbal diarrhoe a.k.a typing diarrhoe

straight to the point......i just want to list all the things that i have done in my life as well as things i wish i could do

THINGS I HAVE DONE

1) married twice!! ( tetiber)

hahak......last time my parents' kementerian were having a family day i guess ( i was in kindergarten)....and opening show was "perkahwinan tradisional kaum" something like that la......and i used to marry twice...one was malay tradition...another one was indian tradition....but both not happened at the same time la of kos....hmmmm manela bekas2 isteri aku tu yer....

2) being a saviour towards OKU chicken..

i found one baby chicken in a drain....and her leg was broken....but she didnt cip cip cip......so i took and bela her sampai besar.....her name was Penguin....by the way she walks....

3) i made my parents proud for the very first time :)

when i was in standard 1.....i was so scared to go to school......but yet, i managed to get number one during exam.....beating the other 30 students.....and that was the last time i got number one in class......sampai la aku form 5 aku tak penah dah dapat nombor satu lagi in exam....choii

4) being in an aeroplane!!

i was as early as standard 2 when i first went to Mecca for my Umrah.....that was my first time in aeroplane.....and kat sana first time aku naik unta

5) ending my primary school with joy

i got straight A's for my UPSR and that was my first time i feel like " did i study??"

6) hostel life

being in hostel during secondary school was scary.......and gloomy

7) Accident

yes.....aku digesel lori...tergolek tgh2 jalan....syukur takde steamroller datang lenyek aku dari depan...motor hancur, badan apatah lagi

8) PLKN

finishing my kerahan tenaga was really sucks by the way

9) matriks??

a year in matriculation was so fucking hell.......im stressing here, it's Johore Matriculation College

10) masuk U!!

macam2 berlaku kat UPM ni.......first time aku dance, first time aku "dance", first time aku "play".....first time aku smoke....first time i had something really different and it was great....

cukupla sepuluh.......tak best pon apa yang berlaku dalam idop aku sebelom ni......

now the best part...

THINGS I WISH I COULD DO.....

1) i wish i could go to overseas.....preferably yang got 4 seasons one......huhu....i really2 wanna touch real snow.....snow yang jatuh dari langit....kalo yang kat Genting tu takmu...( demand gler)

2) going to Europe or New York ( looks the same with the first point just now)

3) being on a hot air ballon!!

4) scuba diving

5) sitting on the peak of mountain....seing sunset

6) appear on tv.....macam maner??aku pon nda tau bha......huhu.....i used to dream of being a newsreader....hoho.....tapi tu dulu....

7) write a novel......

8) finish my Phd......( will be considered later)

9) be a lecturer??

10) owning a garden......not a typical garden la.....

11) riding a horse

12) skiing

13) nak bukak kafe.....a Bistro maybe

14) attending Gucci fashion show ( matila.. main cakap jer)

15) wearing Gucci from head to toe......cap,shades, furjacket,gloves,belt,bag,jeans,shoes........gila ahh....but insyaAllah aku kumpul duit kelak....kalo bab2 ni aku gigih sket

16) be on a cruise across the ocean!! and make love on the cruise...ahhh so sweet....( hak tuih)

17) underwater photoshoot

18) meet my Gaga live ( yang ni silap2 sampai mati pon takkan dapat)

19) teringin nak jadik Tukang Masak Istana......tak abis2 kan aku!!! siyes....i wanna serve for the King....plizzzzz

20) ok yang ni proper sket....kalo ada masa one day teringin nak attend a culinary art class....dah expert nanti leh bukak bistro katanya...

21) hugging a doe!! so cute!!!

22) eating caviar...the real one

23) being stalked by paparazzi!! ( actually skunk ni pon ada jer.....tapi paparazzi versi puaka la of kos)

24) be on a bullet train in Japan ( thanks Jeya!!)

25) give both my parents a five star treatment....( really wish this).......and then my frenz....

26) saya takut jarum.....but one day i will inject something on my face.....i will

27) can i meet Marc Jacobs??........im begging u......... :p

28) i dont mind donating my organ to somebody else.....so i will

29) creating my own song dengan lirik siap2......mcm maner ler bunyiknyer nanti.....tajuknya Rara Ulala......cam ciplak jer?? :)

30) last but not least ( ada lagi..tapi cukup la 30 je)........i am going to be a perfect gold digger.....yes i will.....so be careful!!!




tu dia.......sampai 30 sekaligus kan.....very the tamak k.......but it's ok what...just a list kan....kalo dah dapat buat just tick la......i will copy the list in the form of a hard copy and keep it......hope it's being ticked from time to time....but of kos it gonna take years right?.....fun what.....u pon buat la.....hahak

SESI ENVIRONMENTAL FRIENDLY WITH FER

AJL semalam Aizat dapat johan.....apa pendapat ko??

jika puas hati sila jerit kuat2...paling kuat di dunia

jika tidak, taip "CHOI" dan hantar ke Talian Nur sudah.......

"apa-apa pon.....kita kene kekal ceria" -Kepompong, Festival Teater Interkolej 2009-

neh!!! merapik!!

neway, last week aku baru pas setel handle audition tok carik pelakon2 tok dihumban berlakon teater kelak....ada la beberapa umat Muhammad berupa adam dan hawa kaedahnya yang datang aritu....

now cuma tinggal nak pilih skrip je.....hopefully everything's gonna be well and beautiful hendaknya...

okehh!!! petang tadi aku ingat nak dok bilik je actually......nak siapkan assignment and study ala2....

rumet aku like so sudden " eh ko nak g sungai congkak tak??"

and i was like " takpelah....tak kot" ( very the palsu kan)

tapi last2 ........

" eh jom la.....malasla aku nak wat assignment nih"

hahak.......boley??

sebab bukan apa......kalo aku tak ikot nanti takde citer nak tulih kat www.ferralnic.blogspot.com ( alasan agak munasabah ye di situ)

kitorunk berlima overall.....

jauh gak sungai nih.......naik mabuk aku dalam Viva....jauh giler....mcm 16 jam jer kan jauh dia....kenapa la tak naik flight jer.....padahal nak g sungai cuci kain je kan....

owhhh.....lama sungguh since the last time aku mandi sungai......last masa sem 3 dulu.....skunk aku dah sem 6....so dah 3 sem aku tak mandi.....hebat tak??

on the way, awan mendung berkepul2 di langit....ayooo risaunyer.....so aku pon swoh dorunk baca doa tolak awan.....alhamdulillah menjadik.....langit kembali cerah....( kannn!!!!)

waaaaaaaa....seperti kera mendapat bunga, atau mencurah air ke daun keladi, atau bagai ayam berak kapur....ahhh atau apa2 jela......yang penting aku begitu teruja dapat selam dalam air...bukan sebab airnya yang sejuk.....tapi sebab kali ni aku TIDAK lupa membawa DSLR wannabe aku!!

hahahak!!! woit!! tak paham ker??? lampi siak.........FOTOSYUT lerrr apa lagik!!!!!

sejam yang pertama kat stu memang penuh ngan kelipan flash jela kan.....

selamat datang ke sungai "jangan pandang blakang congkak".......over tak??

weeee dorunk dah masuk air......and aku still capture photo dan segan nak masuk air....

tapi at last masuk jugak......harusla kan jadik badak berendam.....

tapi actually kan....aku agak segan silu sket la......sbb aku tak bawak sluar pendek tok mandi......ada boxer je kat dalam....pendek gler lak tu......so i decided to just berendam jela......

tapi melihat akan gelagat bebudak ni mandi tak ingat alam semesta......aku jadik terliur....i mean.....mana pernah aku pergi memaner tanpa sebarang posing dan photosyut kan.....hahak alasan

jadik............dengan bengongnyer aku naik ke permukaan!!!! yeahhhh!!! persetankan segala segan silu itu bha!!!!!

bukannyer ramai org pon kan.......lantak la....

hikhik*

feeling2 kucing hutan......mmmm mcm katak kuang la.....

nehhh!! this one ala2 ANTM tak jadik......mana ntah ombak..

dapatla sket shoot "tidal wave"......tapi muka aku tak nampak!!!

attack the photographer!!!! and then pastu kamera aku basah ka......bengong!!

eheh...kan da...aku naik syeikh....

ske tgk bubbles around me.......cam pakai bubble dress je feeling dia time ni...

no komen.....

ngehehehehehe.........iklan "RENOMA' jap.....boley tak?? still larat kan??

and this perspective was taken by me.....buat desktop background lawa nih....

tetiber...*

ok ok.....i promise kat dorunk this is the last pose...pasni main air puas2.....tak abis2 nak menangkap gambo kan......motip sangat k!!

teka 5 minit pastu sapa datang......

klu dia......"kling kling kling"

pokcik askrim la........huhu

epul cekcepat amik wallet and tahan pakcik tuh......so memasing dapat sorang satu....tapi masuk buku 555 la ye.....

mmmmm lazat bukan?? and then sumer senyap .....sbb makan askrim perlukan konsentrasi yang tinggi u!!!

yang makan tepi sungai....

yang makan atas batu...

dan yang makan secara 3some.........sumer senyap tak bersuara.....nikmat sangat ke?? agakla......

they say pasir sungai buatkan kulit jadik halus.....eh betolla.....kulit aku terkupas2 lepas scrub......memang halus kan kaedahnyer.....duh!!!

macam kat United States kan.......( berangan)

ok sebelum balik aku nak satu lagi pose......nah!!!

uhu.....setelah badan segar dan pale naik noya......jom balik....it's getting dark dude!!! esok korunk keje....aku takde kelas takpe...uhuhuh....

p/s: jpa bila nak masuk......aku dah tak larat...nak mintak duit kat mak ayah pon segan dowh!!!